Central Valley Laser Center

Central Valley Laser Center

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What You'll Get


Bathing-suit shopping is made more difficult by unwanted inches and the store policy that mandates a test swim in the dressing room’s kiddie pool. Gain swimsuit confidence with this Groupon: for $99, you get two LipoLaser sessions at Central Valley Laser Center in Roseville (a $666 value).

Central Valley Laser Center's certified technicians, under the guidance of Dr. TJ Maroon, help reduce patients' fat stores as they deploy the noninvasive cold light of a Lapex BCS LipoLaser directly to the skin. Each 30- to 40-minute treatment unleashes the LipoLaser upon greedy fat cells in an attempt to trick them into releasing their grip on water, glycerol, free fatty acids, and amoebic Cracker Jack prizes, resulting in a diminishment of their size. During a standard waistline session, the LipoLaser can liquefy up to 40–60 grams of fat, which is then processed via the body's natural systems.

Along with the loss of fat and circumferential inches, patients may enjoy additional results, including the diminished appearance of cellulite and stretch marks. Two sessions can yield measurable results, yet a standard treatment protocol consists of three sessions per week across three weeks, much like the normal regimen for memorizing the Gettysburg Address in pig Latin.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Nov 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Must be 18 or older. Not valid for pregnant or nursing women, cancer patients, pacemaker, or implanted medical device users, and epileptics. Valid only at listed location. Services must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Central Valley Laser Center


The laser technicians at Central Valley Laser Center help slenderize patients with the Lipo-Light laser. During the headlining treatment, patients don light- and heat-emitting pads on problem areas. The laser prompts the fat cells to release their contents for later removal through the lymphatic system—a process that can be expedited through light exercise or speed walking away from the center’s pet grizzly bear. In addition to contouring physiques, the treatment can help diminish the appearance of cellulite.

Central Valley Laser Center

Cosmetic Procedure, Cellulite Treatment, Laser Assisted Weight Loss, Weight Loss
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