What You'll Get
In today's workplace, sleeveless, bicep-broadcasting business suits are a common sight, and deal-closing golf games are eschewed in favor of sweat-slicked cage matches. Get in shape to vault over the corporate ladder with today's Groupon: for $40, new clients get three half-hour personal-training sessions and one half-hour massage at Chagrin Fitness, a $160 value. The friendly personal trainers at this Beachwood fitness center are ready and waiting to pump soggy muscles into shape or autograph your June 1996 issue of Ankle-Weight Enthusiast.
The three half-hour workout sessions (valued at $40 apiece) will help pinpoint your fitness goals and set you on a path to achieving them. The certified, professional trainers will give you their undivided, and therefore multiplied, attention to customize each workout to fit your needs. Their instruction is structured to keep clients motivated, happy, and on track or treadmill during the 30-minute sessions and beyond. Also included is one half-hour post-training massage (a $40 value), so push yourself to the limit knowing there's a soothing muscle recharger waiting to enliven fatigued gams and electrify exhausted arms come session's end.
The comfortable, unintimidating environment allows novice workouteers and experienced fitness fiends alike to sweat and squat their way to total health in the state-of-the-art facilities. The welcoming atmosphere is free from the judgmental eyes of catty gym cliques or people threatening to pump you up while holding a bike pump. Call ahead to schedule an initial appointment. After your first session, the remaining two must be used within 30 days.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 15, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. New customers only. Must take all 3 sessions and massage within 1 month of first session. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.