The human face is one of the most expressive features in nature, behind redwoods' ringed cores and blue whales' singing blowholes. Embody earthly beauty with today's Groupon to Chambers Hair Institute in Troy. Choose between the following options:
- For $1,499, you get a pair of eyebrow transplants (a $3,400 value).
- For $2,999, you get a face-lift (a $6,000 value).
Board-certified physician Dr. Salvatore Cavaliere applies his deft surgical skills to enhancing countenances suffering from depilated hairs or the effects of time. A complimentary consultation gives patients a chance to discuss the upcoming eyebrow transplants or face-lifts with their physician and select their brow donor from a lineup of Sesame Street puppets. During the 60-minute eyebrow transplant, a specialist numbs the treatment area with local anesthesia and typically implants between 50 and 100 hairs from elsewhere on the patient's body, restoring brows thinned or damaged by excessive plucking, burns, or injuries. After several weeks, the transplanted hairs fall away and normal hair begins to grow into the client's choice of design, whether it’s a slender arch or bushy Möbius strip.
Face-lift patients recline as Dr. Cavaliere makes careful incisions that hone new looks customized to client specifications, leaving inconspicuous scars easily hidden by hair or UN translators. The doctor will remove excess facial skin and delicately connect top layers with the tissues below to give faces a younger-looking tone and strengthened structure. The neckline can also benefit from the face-lift, which nabs extra flesh and removes ingrown lockets. Light bruising can follow the eyebrow transplant, and face-lift patients require modest recovery time.