While desirable for oranges and professional wrestlers, hair loss is often met with disdain in humans. Stimulate strands with today's Groupon: for $1,299, you get one session of regenerative regrowth therapy for hair loss at Chambers Hair Institute in Troy (a $3,850 value).
Dr. Salvatore Cavaliere of Chambers Hair Institute and his staff work to stimulate hair regrowth with nonsurgical regenerative regrowth therapy. During one-hour sessions, the hair doctor draws the patient's blood and mixes the plasma with FDA-approved medications and supplements to form a follicle-fortifying cocktail. The solution is then injected into numbed noggins while patients watch TV and daydream about Fabio-copyrighted hair tosses. The noninvasive treatment will not cause bruising or swelling, and patients can return to work or professional vacationing the same day. Three follow-up appointments are included at the one-week, six-week, and six-month marks.