What You'll Get
Before the ghastly writings of Edgar Allan Poe, most haunted houses were merely outhouses containing a man softly reading declining stock prices. Celebrate Poe's transformation of horror with today's Groupon: for $15, you get one ticket plus a line pass to the Chambers of Edgar Allan Poe Haunted House (a $30 value), located in the West Bottoms.
The Chambers of Edgar Allan Poe transports brave souls into a house where Poe's macabre poetry and short stories come to life. Literature buffs and horror enthusiasts will both be enthralled walking into such cryptic Poe classics as The Raven, Rue Morgue, The Black Cat, and Cheerleader Motel. Enter Poe's nightmarish House of Usher and attempt to escape the ghoulish reverberated sounds emanating from the walls. Your morbid journey replicates the feeling of being buried alive, suffocating, claustrophobia, suffocating, and being buried alive. This deal also gets you a line pass, so you'll skip to the front of an often-lengthy queue.
Those willing to enter Poe's twisted imagination should avoid wearing flip-flops and sandals, as floor may be uneven at times. The Chambers of Edgar Allan Poe Haunted House is not recommended for those who are pregnant, have high blood pressure, or have had their wallet stolen by ravens. Check the calendar for opening times.
Not valid with other offers. No pacemakers are allowed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 13, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person. Must be at least 18 with valid photo ID. If under 12, must be accompanied by guardian. Ages 13-17 must be signed off by guardian. Not valid for people with heart conditions. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.