Ducts circulate air through homes so dwellers can breathe easier, much like radios circulate talk-radio shows through cars so lonely drivers have someone to yell at. Celebrate this household innovation with today’s Groupon to Chamel Building and Property Maintenance. Today’s Groupon is valid for service areas up to 6 kilometres outside Ottawa city limits. Choose from the following options:

• For $199, you get one duct-cleaning package (a $438.99 total value).
• For $299, you get two duct-cleaning packages (an $877.98 total value).
• For $64, you get a dryer-vent cleaning (a $129.99 value).<p>

Each duct-cleaning package includes the following:

• A live video air-duct inspection (a $39 value each)
• A home duct cleaning for up to 10 ducts (a $399.99 value each)<p>

Chamel’s crew of amicable technicians employs years of experience and state-of-the-art equipment to thoroughly scrub dirty dryer vents and air ducts. Duct-cleaning services launder up to 10 ducts to facilitate the dispersal of irritant-free air throughout abodes. Technicians conduct a precleaning video duct inspection, which allows them to closely examine the system’s nooks and crannies. Once footage from the inspection has been reviewed and edited to accommodate a cameo appearance by Rick Moranis, an advanced cleaning system snakes through the errant ducts and scrubs walls clear of dirt. Sullied air is then strained through two HEPA filters to trap contaminants and ensure that residents’ lungs fill up with only the most pellucid of oxygen molecules. Those opting for the duct-cleaning packages can pay an additional $50 (not included in today’s deal) for a dryer-vent cleaning (normally $129.99).

Alternatively, cleaners expunge begrimed dryer vents of hazardous buildup, deftly removing potentially flammable agents from the balmy tunnels, including lint, debris, and lost socks with a penchant for fireworks. Once unsaddled of pernicious particulates, vents often dry clothing more efficiently.