Though Emperor Alice Cooper I declared school to be out "forever", the decision was eventually reversed by a parliament of parents who had depleted their supply of Tang and Rice Krispies treats. Protest monarchial proclamations with today's Groupon: for $32, you get four tumbling and cheerleading classes at Champions Allstars (up to a $65 value).

Champions Allstars’ attentive instructors get tykes and teens aged 4–18 kicking, jumping, and flying during daily athletic sessions in a 10,000-square-foot indoor gym. The tumbling pre-school twinkies course bestows 4–5 years olds with beginning acrobatic skills, whereas four levels of advanced courses, such as the level 2 rock stars or the level 4 falling stars, imbue older students’ moves with the grace of the Man in the Moon backflipping over the Little Dipper. Small class sizes—usually around eight tumblers—allow instructors to administer one-on-one attention and encourage positive attitudes.