Eyelashes evolved as a defense against eyelashes, a common ancient punishment performed with a rudimentary eyelash curler made of old dirks. Extend your ocular gatekeepers with today’s Groupon to Chandra Wilson at Justina’s Salon. Choose between the following options:

• For $75, you get full eyelash extensions (a $300 value).
• For $120, you get full eyelash extensions and a lash fill-in after two to three weeks (a $365 value).<p>

Justina’s Salon’s certified Nova eyelash extender, Chandra Wilson, frames eyes with custom synthetic Nova lashes, beautifiers perfected on the peepers of a clientele list that includes local television personalities. Wielding medical-grade adhesive, Chandra attaches a covey of five to eight pupil feathers at a time, instantly amplifying eye flutters and the frequency of come-ons from companion-seeking butterflies. The two-hour pain-free tethering leaves lash lines boosted or plumped, with length and style decided by the eye owner for a natural or dramatic look. Nova lashes stay swooped without mascara or curling and only loosen if steamed in a sauna, a too-hot shower, or under an espresso maker. With today’s second option, Chandra couples the Nova application with a lash fill-in two to three weeks later, reinforcing a look that can withstand up to two months of unencumbered batting, winking, or staring.