Like an LP, the human body is a delicate, sensitive transmitter of art, which tends to skip when poked with a needle. Polish grooves with gentler procedures with today's Groupon: for $99, you get two cellulite reduction treatments and two infrared sauna sessions (up to a $450 value) at Changes Design, located in College Park.

Ensconced within a 4,000-square-foot body-firming fortress, Changes Design's trained professionals combat cellulite with gentle, non-invasive procedures. Lie back and brainstorm uses for leftover banana peels as the FDA–approved VelaShape cellulite decimator evicts freeloading fat deposits from the front and backside of your thighs and/or upper or lower abdomen (up to a $200 value). Treatments harness infrared light, heat, and gentle suction in their quest to jumpstart metabolism and shrink fat cells into oblivion. For some clients, the process may feel akin to a warm, deep-tissue massage, while others may experience a mildly uncomfortable pinch. Reaction to treatment varies, as newly burnished bods may emerge in as few as two to three sessions or as many as eight sessions. After each VelaShape cellulite reduction treatment, head to the infrared sauna ($25 each), and cloak your corporeal form in thirty minutes of soothing deep heat therapy that can help clear skin of blemishes, relieve pain, and detoxify the body.

During each treatment, Changes Design's knowledgeable staff provides free skin assessments and educates patients on the causes and prevention of nefarious skin dimples. After two treatments, traipse out of the spa with the confidence needed to don swimsuit ensembles for upcoming park fountain frolicking.