What You'll Get
A spray tan can fool people into thinking one has been in a sunny climate for the last six months, making it an ideal alibi for criminals charged with recent bank robberies in Antarctica. Cover yourself with today's Groupon: for $39, you get three spray-tanning sessions at Charleston Spray Tan (a $105 value).
After extensive experimentation with various product combinations, the skin scholars at Charleston Spray Tan crafted a formula for an organic, nontoxic dye that imbues patrons with natural, long-lasting color. The spray contains a delicious low-calorie blend of vegetarian ingredients, antioxidants, infused multivitamins, and hyaluronic acids. In each of their three 20–30-minute sessions, customers are evenly coated in a DHA dye for streak-free, nonsticky results, masking cellulite, varicose veins, and skin discolorations. Epidermal artists tailor each tan according to customer's personal color aspirations, be it brown, light tan, or paisley.
Customers should wear loose-fitting dark clothing and flip-flops to each session, and should not shower or swim for the subsequent six–eight hours. Tans can last 7–14 days, and to prolong their lifespans, epidermal experts recommend clients moisturize their skin, drink water, and resist the compulsion to roll around in white paint
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.