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Jump to: A Brief History of Salsa
Today’s deal dips your feet, or leg-chips, into the spicy world of salsa: for $35, you get a 5 Hour/4 Week Beginner Level 1 Salsa Course at Charlotte Latin Dance (a $75 value).
Each class lasts for an hour and fifteen minutes, less time than it takes to be disappointed by a blockbuster sequel. Your skilled instructors will cover the basics of leading and following, the foundation from which fancy spins, tosses, and turns are born. The classes are once a week and progressive, so you must start the first week of the course and grow from there—just as you wouldn’t start juggling chainsaws without first learning how to live without arms. Weekly dates and times vary depending on which session you attend. Check the schedule for full details (look for the “5 Hour/4 Week Salsa Beginner Level 1 Course”).
This Groupon is only good for half a salsa couple, so you'll need to buy a second one for your friend, hot-blooded lover, or masked Mexican wrestler. Don’t worry, though—you’re welcome to come stag, too. The classes are structured so that everyone dances with everyone except themselves, eliminating the possibility of a high-school homecoming “boys in one corner, girls in the other, hopelessly lost tourists on the ceiling” situation. This philosophy helps you make amigos and amigas willing to accompany you on long nights of Charlotte-area rug-cutting and dance floor foot-calligraphy.
If salsa dancing were a salsa, it would boast the hottest sequin-clad peppers, lots of kick, and a label warning of its mouth-watering qualities. And besides being an energetic way to boost your heart rate and libido, you can use your newly acquired moves to impress Miami relatives, or just to win back the shadow that ran away because it was too embarrassed to share feet with you.
A Brief History of Salsa
Salsa dancing was invented in the late 1960s when the fancy-footwork and quick, determined steps used by salsa artisans to manually crush tomatoes gradually migrated to the dance floor and were paired up with the Cuban rhythms and other Latin touches of Salsa music, which actually derives its name from the unrelated, but quite coincidental acronym: Sexy Abdomens Let Seduction Accelerate.
Today, Salsa dancing is practiced on every continent in the world, with the exception of Antarctica, where the hot music and heated passions would cause catastrophic ice shelving, which—in turn—would cool the oceans so dramatically that narwhals would most likely get big britches and think they're King Cold of Ice Ocean and start knocking our oil tankers around.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Must call to reserve spot in class. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Charlotte Latin Dance
Masters of kinetic self-expression, the instructors at Charlotte Latin Dance teach progressive-style salsa, cha cha, bachata, and merengue to dancers of all experience levels. Students should dress in a comfortable outfit, or at least a freshly oiled suit of armor when attending the regularly scheduled four-week courses (though sneakers are not recommended), and can indulge in a game of dress-up at the monthly events that end with a three-hour dance party. Sessions are open to anyone aged 14 or older and are conveniently set in studios all over Charlotte.