What You'll Get
Clothes were once cleaned by armies of trained cats, though the practice was abandoned when it was discovered that sweaters were being routinely disassembled for their yarn. Turn your dirty duds into the cat’s meow with today's Groupon: for $9, you get $20 worth of dry cleaning with pickup and delivery at Charlotte Valet. Charlotte Valet offers professional-quality dry cleaning to customers in southern residential Charlotte and vicinity, with front-door pickup and delivery and no minimums. Charlotte Valet's vans drive by twice a week to take personalized bags of worn delicates back to the mainframe for a reboot. Rejuvenate stale blouses for $5.95, or re-crisp worn suit sets for $11.95. Garments with missing or damaged buttons are guaranteed to come back with fresh slot-slippers or their cleaning fee is waived. Post-cleanse, each piece is pressed with care and precision in preparation for future business lunches and water-park outings.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per household. By appointment only. Valid only toward dry cleaning. Valid only for zip codes 28207, 28211 and 28277. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.