Like a classic work of Victorian literature, a trip to the bar often begins with an introduction to colorful characters and ends with the revelation that everyone in the room is related to each other. Continue an age-old struggle with today's Groupon to Charm City Pedal Mill. Choose from the following options:

• For $12, you get a two-hour pub-crawl ride for one (a $25 value).
• For $22, you get a two-hour pub-crawl ride for two (a $50 value).
• For $40, you get a two-hour pub-crawl ride for four (a $100 value).

This offer is valid for tours running Sunday–Friday at 5:30 p.m. and 8 pm.

Charm City Pedal Mill perches patrons on a traditional fietscafe, a sixteen-person covered bicycle, as they pedal across Fell's Point on their way to imbibe the foaming brews of three pubs. A driver commands the vessel, supplying engaging banter and anti-chafing cream as up to 15 pedalers propel a two-hour excursion that commences at either Ale Mary's or Dead End Saloon. Guests enjoy the nighttime breezes passing over the nearby waterfront while reveling in the envious leers of motorists confined to their stark steel enclosures. A VIP wristband ignites an alchemical process that can end in shot specials and happy-hour prices at the aforementioned establishments, as well as such drinking holes as John Steven Ltd., Alexander’s Tavern, James Joyce Irish Pub & Restaurant, and One-Eyed Mike’s.