What You'll Get
Looking a gift horse in the mouth may turn a party into an etiquette lesson, whereas looking a gift basilisk in the eyes will turn the birthday girl to stone. Give curse-free gifts and goods with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a balloon bouquet and teddy bear from Charter Surplus Marketing Foundation (an $80 value). This offer includes shipping to anywhere in the United States and the American territories on the moon.
Charter Surplus Marketing Foundation stuffs baskets and hearts with thoughtful "Get Well Soon" wishes, birthday gifts, and "Thinking of You" mementos brimming with thematic balloon bouquets anchored by an adorable soft teddy bear. Gift givers can brighten a loved one's day with a special 12 balloon arrangement of holiday floatables for Christmas tidings, heart-shaped helium containment centers for Valentine's proclamations, or amoeba-shaped orbs that say "Happy Origin of the Species Day." A plush teddy bear companion sits stoically beneath the colorful bouquets to ensure maximum cuddleability. Personalize each hovering nosegay with a special message to lovingly say "Thanks" or "You're the Best" to friends, or sarcastically write "Thanks. You're the best" to enemies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Order required 72hrs in advance for delivery. Extra fee for shipping outside the United States. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.