It is better to give than to receive, which is why the person who gives themselves a gift must regift it to themselves in order to overcome the despair of receiving it. Break out of a perpetual loop with today’s Groupon: for $39, you can treat a friend or loved one to a holiday balloon bouquet with a teddy bear from Charter Surplus Marketing Foundation (an $80 value). Delivery is included, and Charter Surplus Marketing Foundation will ship anywhere in Jefferson, Shelby, and Tuscaloosa counties.

The gift slingers at Charter Surplus Marketing Foundation run around town adorning doorsteps and office desks with holiday balloon bouquets. The hefty weight of a fluff-filled bear anchors each assemblage of 8–12 bright helium pods, available in assorted themes that include Christmas, birthday, thinking of you, and thinking of borrowing your car. To enhance common sentiments, the surprise gifts can arrive at their new homes bearing a customized message. Customers may also choose to apply the Groupon value toward other gift items, such as baskets stuffed with cookies, chocolates, or other healthy snacks.