Leading doctors have yet to uncover why fat exists but theorize that the cells are vestigial traces from human's evolutionary ancestor, the marshmallow. Ditch the dead weight with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a Zerona body-slimming treatment at Chastain Wellness Studio (a $500 value). In addition, Groupon buyers will receive a 50% discount on subsequent treatments.
During the 40-minute Zerona treatment, one of Chastain Wellness Studio's highly trained technicians will righteously wield laser energy in the epic battle between good and ungainly lipids. The FDA-approved, low-level beam breaks down and liquefies fat encased within cells to be processed by the lymphatic system and disposed of as waste. Zerona works on areas including the waist, thighs, hips, buttocks, and even small areas such as the knees. The noninvasive treatment is typically free of any sensations, and because there's no downtime after the procedure, patients can quickly get back to more important business such as colonizing the neighbor's backyard.
Chastain Wellness Studio
Led by Dr. Darryl Pitts, the team at Chastain Wellness Studio specializes in medical spa services while maintaining a relaxing environment. Wielding lavish products from names such as Obagi, PCA Skin, ViDerm, and Oxygenetix, aestheticians and medical professionals treat skin with nonsurgical procedures including facials, microdermabrasion, Botox, and dermal wrinkle fillers, imbuing visages with a glow typically reserved for newlywed fireflies. Trained technicians perform treatments such as laser hair removal, laser skin resurfacing, and laser body contouring, and licensed massage therapists ease muscles with a coterie of massage services.