What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Chateau Hair Designs Salon & Spa (up to a $525 value), located on South Main Street in Fairport. Chateau's amiable atmosphere proves ideal for eradicating unwanted follicular fuzz from the lip, chin, underarms, hands, sideburns, cheeks, neck, or bikini line. You may buy two of today's Groupon for added assurance that hair stays where it belongs, exiled on the island of Elba, but you cannot mix and match hair-removal areas.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to 1/2 of Groupon price may apply. Valid towards lips, chin, neck, cheeks, sideburns, underarm, bikini, & hands only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.