Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Chateau Hair Designs Salon & Spa (up to a $525 value), located on South Main Street in Fairport. Chateau's amiable atmosphere proves ideal for eradicating unwanted follicular fuzz from the lip, chin, underarms, hands, sideburns, cheeks, neck, or bikini line. You may buy two of today's Groupon for added assurance that hair stays where it belongs, exiled on the island of Elba, but you cannot mix and match hair-removal areas.
57 S Main St.
Fairport, New York 14450Get Directions