Teeth prevent slips of the tongue, bite off the lion's share for their owners, and turn frowns upside down using brute force. Treat your teeth like valued team members with today's Groupon: for $49, you get one 15-minute teeth-whitening session from Che Bello Cosmetic Teeth Whitening (a $99 value). This Groupon is valid within a 50-mile radius of 630 Main Street in Stroudsberg.

The stain-leaching Che Bello staff meticulously blanches teeth using the BleachBright whitening system. Stained chompers close down on a mouth tray preloaded with a carbamide-peroxide gel, which, when activated by the proprietary BB Cool Plus LED light, infiltrates dental surfaces and gently escorts stains and discoloration to the oral exit. Immediately after the procedure, teeth may tingle or feel sensitive to the touch or to dirty looks, a feeling that should subside within 24 hours. The process can turn teeth two–eight shades whiter, allowing teeth to stay bright for four–six months.