What You'll Get
In the early 1930s, propagandists for the spinach lobby bribed animators to revise Popeye cartoons, erasing all traces of Wimpy's burger-activated invisibility powers. Show your support for delicious cow-meat patties with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of classic American eats from Cheeburger Cheeburger on Vintage Park Boulevard. This deal is valid for dine-in purchases only.
With five sizes of burger, 28 free toppings, and up to 378,000 possible flavor combinations for shakes and malts, Cheeburger Cheeburger is a perfect stop for picky eaters and brilliant statisticians alike. This national 50s-style burger joint is notable for its sweeping menu of sandwiches, platters, and shakes, as well as its commitment to quality ingredients, such as Naturewell natural Angus beef. Everything is cooked to order, including the fresh-cut fries ($2.29–$4.29) and battered onion rings ($2.99–$4.99). Burgers range from the Classic ($5.29), weighing in at 5.5 ounces before cooking, to the signature Famous Pounder, a 20-ounce slab of bovine ecstasy ($10.99). Champion beefeaters can earn their photograph on the "Wall of Fame" for slaying this burger behemoth. Herbivores can opt for the grilled portobello-mushroom melt with sautéed onions and swiss cheese on rye ($7.49), or the veggie burger ($6.99), whereas lovers of air-meat can indulge in the My Bleu Chicken ($7.49), a grilled chicken breast smothered in swiss and blue cheese. Carbophobes can avoid filling up on bread with bun-free CheePlatters, sandwich fillings served with choice of cheese, toppings, side, dipping sauce, side salad or coleslaw, and sautéed onions ($9.99), or meal-sized, custom salads (starting at $6.99).
With its retro décor and traditional diner fare, Cheeburger Cheeburger will make you pine for the good old days of rock 'n' roll and McCarthyism. Saddle up to the chrome soda fountain for a syrupy soda ($2.19) or classic egg cream (chocolate or vanilla, $2.49), or share a thick, icy malt (regular, $4.49) with your favorite leader of the pack before embarking on a 10-day joyride culminating with a last kiss on Dead Man's Curve.
The Houston Press awarded Cheeburger Cheeburger with Best Milk Shake in 2009 and had this to say:
- Cheeburger, Cheeburger makes a big production out of its milk shakes. There are something like 75 flavors of ice cream, and every milk shake comes with two straws and a spoon. Get the large size and ask for the double chocolate flavor — malted. Then be prepared to have your milk shake stolen by the rest of your dining companions. – Houston Press
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per table. Dine-in only. Must redeem in 1 visit. No cash back or credit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.