A haircut is like a breakup—it doesn't seem like you need one until someone starts brandishing scissors. Get cut by a professional with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $70 worth of salon services at Cheri Bibi Salon on Valerio Street.

French-infused Cheri Bibi enlists a slew of experienced, educated beauty buffs current on the timeliest trends to craft customer-pleasing coifs and a list of other services in a tranquil setting. Amiable tress tamers blow-dry ($35+) and shear ($50+ for women, $35 for men) unruly head rugs, then soothe fur frizzy from hibernation bed-head with a conditioning treatment ($30+). Subdue forehead fringe with a complimentary bang trim in between cuts, or preen unwanted facial follicles with a brow or lip wax ($20 each). A base color spruces up lackluster hair ($60+), while a chic updo will impress fellow partygoers and agoraphobics alike ($65+).