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What You'll Get
The pen is mightier than the sword, but that’s only because the pen spends three nights per week bench-pressing paper clips. Stay in tiptop sharp-object-dodging shape with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get four weeks of boot-camp classes at Chi-Town Boot Camps (a $197 value). Today’s deal is valid at locations in Arlington Heights, Chicago, Evanston and Schaumburg.
Chi-Town Boot Camps’ sculpted staff motivates participants in a results-oriented fitness program designed to whittle weakness from flagging physiques, leaving tough and toned musculatures. Surrender exteriors to a course of 45-minute nonstop workouts, each incorporating cardio exercises, strength training, core tightening, and balance building, until bodies are sufficiently able to crush bricks into sand and sand into immortality. Those who lack sufficient motivation will benefit from the amiable coaching of the health-savvy instructors, who keep students inspired, offer nutritional coaching, and body-slam any desperate donuts that try to sneak onto the premises.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Must redeem classes in full by 3/1/12. Must register online. Initial fitness assessment required. Assessment costs $1 and will be refunded to the client after first class. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Chi-Town Boot Camps
Co-owner Craig Kastning and his crew of devoted personal trainers push clients toward the finish lines of personal fitness goals through fat-burning and muscle-toning exercises. Fueled by motivational words from exercise gurus and promises of a MAS*H-reunion episode, customers reduce corporeal circumferences by relying on a nutrition cheat sheet and custom workout routines. In addition to burning calories and building up formerly dilapidated muscle groups, the trainers at Chi Town Boot Camps boost trainee endurance through jogging and other exercises that set heart rates racing.