What You'll Get
Creatures must react to danger with a "fight or flight" reaction, which means either boxing their opponent or hitchhiking on a nearby blimp. React with your fists and not a stuck-up thumb with today's Groupon: for $75, you get two months of unlimited boxing 101 classes, registration, and a pair of hand wraps at Chicago Boxing Club (a $158 total value).
Chicago Boxing Club's jabbing trainers instill beginner and intermediate boxers with the technique and confidence to deliver powerful punches. During two months of unlimited sparring (a $100 value), instructors lead groups of boxers through the basics of delivering punches, self-defense, and how to distinguish ringside bells from cellular ringtones. A diverse class schedule sets a flexible timetable for all learner types, including early birds (Tuesdays and Thursdays from 9 a.m. to 10 a.m.), night owls (Monday–Thursday from 6 p.m. to 7 p.m.), and weekend warmongerers (Sundays from 10 a.m. to 11 a.m.). In addition, all students will be able to keep their knuckle sandwiches fresh with a complimentary pair of hand wraps (an $8 value)—and the included registration fees (a $50 value) spare the struggle of punching through a childhood piggy bank.
More than 3,000 square feet of professional training space set the stage for the stick-and-movers on Chicago Boxing Club's two championship rings. Boxers can hone their uppercuts on an array of heavy bags or use their haymaker punch to make bales of hay on other training apparatuses.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate membership by 12/1/11, membership expires 2 months from activation date. Must sign waiver. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Chicago Boxing Club
Chicago Boxing Club enhances strength, endurance, and self-control through invigorating boxing, wrestling, muay thai, and jujitsu classes led by professional instructors. More than 3,000 square feet of training space houses all the necessary equipment to complete full-body workouts, and professional trainers work to instill proper training techniques in students or bitter discarded teddy bears. Cardio machines and weights surround the facility's two championship boxing rings, where students hone speed and self-defense methods in boxing classes or tactical leverage maneuvers in jujitsu classes. Muay thai classes fine-tune flexibility and balance with fast, high-kicking techniques, and youth boxing classes keep kids in shape during off-seasons from writing symphonies or defeating chess robots.