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Whether you’ve lived here all your life, or you left South Florida for a colder clime and more blues saxophones packed with meat, a better grasp of Chicago’s rich history will enhance the way you experience the city. Your morning commute will take on a sepia tinge as you rattle past ornate architecture and glance down at your worn Michael Jordan jersey. You’ll get access to millions of artifacts, documents, paintings, sculptures, costumes, and more. The museum houses permanent and temporary exhibitions, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to see something new each time you go.
Get a block-by-block historical view of Lincoln Park, or get to know the tall, dark, and handsome man who led the nation through the Civil War. Check out the hall of intricate dioramas, which takes you through the epochs of Chicago’s history from its earliest days as a malört-trading outpost to the city’s triumphant World’s Fair, made possible by an uneasy alliance between Al Capone and Richard J. Daley. Find out why Chicago is called The Windy City (hint: anagram for “Yet why indict?”). Complete the day with a journey to the museum’s off-site cold-storage facility to see the oldest-known slice of deep-dish pizza (by appointment only).
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Your Chicago History Museum membership will get you the following benefits:
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The Roguish Rapier, Chapter Four: “The Bend of History”
Leslie uncovered her eyes, taking in a wonder she would never forget, or fully believe. The balance of the duel, and indeed of the city’s history, had shifted as Alexander, the reviled garbage boy, now stood before the beet-faced Baron. The rag-clad boy balanced the Baron’s own sword lightly in his hand, looking past it at his would-be opponent with a neutral, steady gaze. The silence from the surrounding crowd seemed thick enough for him to slice through with the gleaming blade.
Alexander’s lesser, borrowed sword rested at his feet, where the weasely ward Barthélemy had carelessly tossed it. The Baron, embarrassingly weaponless, but eager to avoid a spare second of seeming ineptitude, chuckled nervously and turned to address the crowd.
“A show! A show for you all, on this my wedding day! Well done, garbage boy, you have played your part nearly as well as I! Did I not look fooled?”
He turned to the audience, but their collective eye stared past him to Alexander, who, with an effortless flip of his garbage-shod foot, propelled his own sword directly off the ground and weightlessly into his free hand.
The garbage boy was now dually armed before the helpless Baron, who had humiliated him before the entire fiefdom. Perhaps it was the midday sun, or perhaps the constraints of his elaborate wedding garb, but none would deny that the Baron was now sweating, like a dewy piglet cornered against the hot stones of a kitchen hearth.
Alexander now began to step deftly through the dust, silent as a fawn (but lacking that creature’s inclination to flee), toward the teetering Baron, who stood imprisoned in a ring of his own sycophantic guests. This audience huddled silently, only the Burgher standing a bit apart, stroking his moustache and hoping that others were marveling at his importance to these proceedings. Poor Barthélemy started and faltered endlessly, like a wind-up toy, unable to help, unable to not, and still Alexander stalked forward, his face as sallow and empty of feeling as a sow’s head drained of all blood.
“A-a joke!” the Baron said, his voice now watery with fear. “He jokes with me as bachelors do, before the ritual of matrimony! A v-very good joke indeed!”
Where before Leslie could not bear to look, she now found herself equally paralyzed, unable to look away. She felt no love for her arranged fiancé, but was her childhood friend so gone as to slay an unarmed man? Had an adolescence of servitude in the garbage pit rotted away his conscience as well? Alexander stepped softly into the Baron’s radius, and raised the anxious aristocrat’s own blade.
Then he lowered it, extending the hilt before the Baron’s open hand. “A joke, indeed,” said Alexander, in the soft, cool voice of an honest liar.
Leslie’s breath halted at the sound of her friend’s decade of silence finally broken. There was no doubt now that her childhood friend returned not as a garbage boy, but as a man. He looked up to catch her eye, her mouth still covered by her hands. The sweat seemed to freeze on the Baron’s face as rage rushed to replace his base cowardice.
“Take him to the tower!” he blurted to no subservient in particular, and as if rising from the dirt itself, a throng of feral underlings tore Alexander from the center of the crowd and from Leslie’s searching gaze, dragging him unresisting across the blighted ground, toward the shadows of the castle’s cyclopean walls.
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Chicago History Museum
Founded in 1856, the Chicago History Museum upholds its legacy as one of the city's oldest cultural institutions with more than 22 million artifacts blown in from the city's storied past. Permanent exhibitions include Chicago: Crossroads of America, which sends visitors on a journey through a re-created jazz club and features a replica of an original L car and the monkey bars that its passengers hung from during commutes. Collections of dioramas detail the story of the city's growth from a barren 19th-century trading outpost to the bustling, youthful city that hosted the World's Columbian Exposition in 1893. Exhibitions centered on Abraham Lincoln offer an in-depth look at his campaign and election in 1860, and Lincoln's Chicago shows visitors a vision of the city as the 16th president saw it: from 7 feet, 6 inches in the air.
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