What You'll Get
When neglected for long periods of time, cars may act out by sleeping in the street and consorting with tractors. Give your car attention while you’re away with today’s Groupon to Chicago Limo Net. Choose between the following options:
- For $37, you get one-way town-car transportation to Midway Airport or O’Hare Airport (a $78 value).
- For $70, you get round-trip town-car transportation to Midway Airport or O’Hare Airport (a $150 value).
Shuttling passengers at all hours of the day and night, Chicago Limo Net’s drivers cut through seas of clogged commuters with their fleet of town cars and stretch limousines. Punctual valets will whisk travelers off to either of Chicago’s two major airports, helping travelers bypass the stress of navigating O’Hare’s treacherous Kennedy Expressway approach or Midway’s inscrutable sphinx tollbooth operators. Running 24/7, Chicago Limo Net boasts a staff of highly trained and professional chauffeurs, as well as bilingual drivers versed in two languages’ worth of traffic signals. Pavement pilots will arrive on time and provide soon-to-be passengers with luxurious one-way or roundtrip town-car transportation, granting travelers enough time to squeeze in last-minute calls and enough legroom to practice preflight Pilates workouts. Groupon customers can upgrade to limousine transportation for an additional fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only within 15mi of Midway and 20mi of O'Hare. Extra $1.50/mi if outside service area. Valid only for town cars with up to 3 passengers, $24 fee for groups of 6 or $36 fee for groups of 10. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Chicago Limo Net
Chicago Limo Net ushers its office-, nightlife-, and airport-bound clientele about the Chicago area in a fleet of luxurious, custom buses and limousines. Twenty-four-passenger party buses bedecked in low-level lighting, leather couches, dancing poles, and mirror-laden roofs bestow a nightclub-like feel minus the acute stares of gargantuan doormen. Smaller 6- and 10-passenger limousines present many of the same creature comforts in a more aerodynamic package for airport or around-town trips. Each party conveyance is piloted by a professional chauffeur with extensive knowledge of downtown Chicago, who will gladly take the fastest or most scenic route and can offer unique insights into the city, such as how to differentiate between the Willis Tower and the pier's ferris wheel.