Winter is the only season in which snowmen are judged by their personalities as well as their performances in the swimsuit competition. Get to know wintertime’s finest with today’s Groupon to Chicopee Tube Park in Kitchener. Choose from the following options:

• For $48, you get a winter-tubing season pass for one person (a $99 value).
• For $90, you get a winter-tubing season pass for two people (a $198 value).<p>

Chicopee Tube Park’s trained staff enable thrill-seekers of all ages to grab hold of inflatable circles and glide across snow with special attention paid to safety. During the park’s winter hours, pass holders defy friction as they sit back in tubes, grasp handles, and test the staying power of new haircuts with unlimited rides down the slopes. Riders speedily plunge down straight and curved powdery paths alongside fellow tubers in air-filled donuts, all while provided safety helmets guard noggins. Chicopee Tube Park’s 9,200-square-foot chalet warms visitors with free WiFi and a rustic wood-raftered café, which fills up the body’s fuel tanks with fast food and hot chocolate. Safety savants inspect each of the park’s lifts daily, ensuring journeys to the top of paths are more secure than the bolts that keep the moon in the sky.