Soccer, like love, is an international language—but unlike love, it doesn't end with a van full of creamed corn and a pesky lawsuit. Leave the corn at home with today's Groupon for youth soccer at Chilled Ponds Ice & Turf Sports Complex, located in Chesapeake. Choose one of the following Groupons:

• $59 for registration in a 12-week soccer league (a $129 value). Divisions are split between boys and girls, with U4, U6, U8, U10, U12, U14, U16, and U19 leagues available (click here to see a 2010 to 2011 age-group chart). The season begins September 18.

• $59 for registration in an 8-week soccer academy, which meets Tuesday and Thursday at 4:30 p.m. from September 14 to November 4. The academy is offered to ages 4–18.

Chilled Ponds Ice & Turf Complex features a 200'x100' climate-controlled, indoor turf field, which is the first in Hampton Roads to be created from professional-level rubber infill turf. Watch your child score the game-tying goal in Chilled Ponds' professional soccer nets while he or she participates in a 12-week soccer league, which includes a free T-shirt. The schedule for the leagues is still being set, but games will most likely take place on weekend mornings. Players who need to brush up on dribbling, shooting, and passing skills can register for the fall soccer academy, which lasts for three hours each week. Chilled Ponds' approachable, professional instructors teach students the game from a team's perspective, meaning teamwork and a group mindset are emphasized, rather than solitude and solitary contemplations about aloneness. Call ahead to register.

Players under the age of 18 must have parent or guardian sign waiver.