Without shoes, human feet would be forced to adapt, developing thick soles for protection and 6-inch heels to satisfy our innate need to tower over bears. Allay awkward foot evolution with today's Groupon: for $24, you get $50 worth of women's shoes from Chinese Laundry's online boutique.

Lauded by style magazines, Chinese Laundry’s array of footwear frames feet in styles ranging from elegant to everyday using eye-catching lines and innovative materials. Complement cocktail dresses by slipping toes into a choice of evening items, such as angelic, gold Willy Shimmer heels ($49.95), and dark and racy Haughty suede heels ($29.95) or wear one of each to engage gams in existential debates about good and evil. A range of daytime togs such as wedges ($29.99–$170), flats ($14.99–$89.95), and sandals ($14.95–$150) pair with jeans, shorts, and sundresses effortlessly, and sleek stiletto Faith boots ($59.95) drape legs in luxury while keeping out wind, rain, and subliminal messages instructing feet to do the mashed potato.