The best pizzas, like the worst Elvis impersonators, are cheesy, saucy, and often live in cardboard boxes. Sink your teeth into a doughy classic with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a pizza dinner for two at Chipp Neapolitan Pizza (up to a $60.75 total value), which includes:
- One salad (up to a $9.75 value)
- Two 12-inch pizzas with toppings of choice (up to a $41 value)
- Two beverages (beer, wine, or soda) (up to a $10 value)
Following Verace Pizza Neapoletana standards to whip up authentic Neapolitan pizza, Chipp’s chefs delight duos with bubbling made-from-scratch pies baked in a wood-fire oven. Pairs start their Italian culinary excursion with a libation of choice, awakening palates before taste buds explore the verdant terrain of a greek, caesar, or arugula salad, machete-chopping greens with the precision of tattooing a portrait on a pinky toe. The pizza-slinging chef then crafts two hand-kneaded pies of your choice with toppings, wood fired at 800-degrees Fahrenheit to blanket plates in varieties such as authentic margherita, the smoked-salmon-showcasing Marina, and quattro formaggi, which hums with the sonorous harmonies of the mozzarella, fontina, gorgonzola, and goat cheese quartet.
Twosomes happily chomp into the warm, crusty slices while lounging amid the inviting dining room's warm yellow walls accented by exposed brick and wax figures of the Founding Fathers looming over each table.