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What You'll Get
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Pledge allegiance to cleanliness with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get two foot-detox sessions at Chiropractic Health Center & Holistic Wellness Services in Metairie (a $90 value).
Chiropractors Debbi Hannan and Sarah White wield detoxifying treatments to holistically heal clients and restore their bodily balance at Chiropractic Health Center & Holistic Wellness Services. During foot-detox sessions, the EB-Pro ion-therapy system coalesces sodium-laced waters with the toxin-drawing force of ions in a relaxing footbath, cleansing bodies at the cellular level in less than 30 minutes. Submerged in charged waters, tootsies relinquish their hold on stored toxins amassed over time spent in polluted environments or harvest seasons spent crushing nickels for their e pluribus juices. As contaminants emerge from pedial pores, they cloud the soaking solution with identity-revealing hues, providing insight into which toxins most heavily plagued the body. Afterward, freshly purged patrons often note greater flows of energy and beats during impromptu rap battles, as well as deeper sleep and muted joint pain.
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About Chiropractic Health Center & Holistic Wellness Services
From Kristen, Stephanie, and Myra at the reception desk to doctor's assistants Chassity and Scarlett in each exam room, Chiropractic Health Center & Holistic Wellness Services' staff members strategically work together to devise custom treatments for patients seeking higher levels of health and wellness. Having served the New Orleans area for 27 years, the friendly front-desk receptionists greet visitors before quickly ushering clients to a private exam room where Dr. Debbi Hannan prescribes wellness therapies such as nutritional consultations, detoxification, weight-loss services, aesthetic services, and chiropractic therapies, such as cervical traction, percussion, and interferential therapy.
Full-time therapists Lauren and Chassity stand by to administer all doctor-prescribed treatments and show patients how to harmonize while saying "aaah." To assist with their treatments, the therapists employ advanced technology such as the DRX-9000, which can help patients with lumber disc problems avoid surgery, the Far Infrared Sauna, which is designed to efficiently remove toxins and heavy metals, and the EB-Pro cellular cleanse, which can balance the body's energies and promote comprehensive wellness.
Ideal Protein coaches Lauren and Daron help clients quickly lose weight with the help of a protein diet that controls carbs and rests the pancreas, putting the body into a mild state of ketosis to burn fat—instead of carbs—rapidly. The staff also wields Zerona lasers to further contour bodies without any downtime, uses Endermologie treatments to reduce cellulite, and creates personalized dietary supplement plans.