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What You'll Get
An excess of adipose tissue and cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own Ponzi scheme. Nourish your self-image with this Groupon.
$999 for Eight Zerona Body-Slimming Treatments ($2,500 Value)
A technician harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each 40-minute session, a beam-slinging apparatus glides over problem areas, emulsifying adipose tissue so excess fat can be absorbed by the lymphatic system and disposed of naturally. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Treatments must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Chiropractic Health Center & Holistic Wellness Services
From Kristen, Stephanie, and Myra at the reception desk to doctor's assistants Chassity and Scarlett in each exam room, Chiropractic Health Center & Holistic Wellness Services' staff members strategically work together to devise custom treatments for patients seeking higher levels of health and wellness. Having served the New Orleans area for 27 years, the friendly front-desk receptionists greet visitors before quickly ushering clients to a private exam room where Dr. Debbi Hannan prescribes wellness therapies such as nutritional consultations, detoxification, weight-loss services, aesthetic services, and chiropractic therapies, such as cervical traction, percussion, and interferential therapy.
Full-time therapists Lauren and Chassity stand by to administer all doctor-prescribed treatments and show patients how to harmonize while saying "aaah." To assist with their treatments, the therapists employ advanced technology such as the DRX-9000, which can help patients with lumber disc problems avoid surgery, the Far Infrared Sauna, which is designed to efficiently remove toxins and heavy metals, and the EB-Pro cellular cleanse, which can balance the body's energies and promote comprehensive wellness.
Ideal Protein coaches Lauren and Daron help clients quickly lose weight with the help of a protein diet that controls carbs and rests the pancreas, putting the body into a mild state of ketosis to burn fat—instead of carbs—rapidly. The staff also wields Zerona lasers to further contour bodies without any downtime, uses Endermologie treatments to reduce cellulite, and creates personalized dietary supplement plans.