What You'll Get
Being born with a spine kept you from becoming a marine cephalopod perpetually hunting through the vast, frigid ocean for the plankton that killed your brother. Reward your mammalian membership card with today’s Groupon. For $50, you get a consultation (free for all new potential clients), exam ($170 value), two x-ray views of a problem area ($65), a 10-minute roll massage ($20 value), and an additional follow-up treatment ($65 value) at Chiropractic Louisville, located less than 15 minutes from downtown. Call ahead to make your appointment.
After learning about you and your health, as well as address any questions you may have, Dr. Greg Thomas will give you a full examination supplemented by two x-rays to pinpoint where your pain propagates. Your treatment session will begin with a 10-minute rolling massage that will help you understand why the rolling pin in your kitchen always looks so relaxed. Then, using his hands (or if he's feeling mischievous, his gorilla gloves), Dr. Thomas will locate tight, taut areas in your soft tissues and apply a precise, gentle pressure to them.
The benefits of chiropractic sessions extend beyond the spine and can also help boost your mood, as well as maintain organ and nervous system health. It can even help treat such modern maladies as carpal tunnel syndrome, fibromyalgia, taco-neck, and Wii-weariness. Limber up your lumbar region via the therapeutic healing powers of a professional backist with today's Groupon to Chiropractic Louisville.
Your treatment will begin with your second appointment—it is Chiropractic Louisville's policy not to treat on an initial consultation.
- Doctor Greg Thomas is the best of any I have experienced. He is genuinely concerned about my overall health and well being [sic]. His adjustment technique is also the best. I have never experienced pain when he’s adjusted my neck and lower back. – Tom Hebert, Citysearch
- Can't say enough good things about Dr. Thomas and his staff. I've always had excellent service, immediate attention, and solid care. They make the experience as pleasant and comfortable as is possible! – Kevin, Google Maps
- Dr. Thomas is very caring, knowledgeable, and a wonderful listener. He's the only chiropractor I recommend in Louisville. His adjusting skills are extraordinary. – Adam, Google Maps
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 18, 2010. Amount paid never expires. By appointment only. Not valid with medicare or medicaid. Right of rescission applies as with state board regulation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.