The powers of water are often documented in popular imagery, such as desert mirages, the fountain of youth, and paintings of automatic sinks. Seize the potency of Earth's elixir with today's Groupon: for $40, you get four full-body HydroMassages at Chiropractic Plus in Fayetteville (an $80 value).
The full-body HydroMassages at Chiropractic Plus utilize rolling waves of water to sweep away tension and liberate limbs from nagging aches and pains. During each of the four 20-minute sessions, recipients remain fully clothed, completely dry, and entirely human while lolling atop a cushioned surface. As powerful, heated tides vacillate from below, aqueous hands deeply knead epidermal frames to unwind coiled fibers and soothe stressed sinews. An attached touchscreen allows tranquilized bluejackets to customize each massage according to preference, and the freedom to roll about the surface makes all areas of the body accessible to mellifluous manipulation. A quiet, dimly lit room imparts further relaxation, as does a headset that plays calming songs and soothing nature sounds, such as soft pats of rain or the uplifting commands of ants invading a picnic.
IF THE PATIENT DECIDES TO PURCHASE ADDITIONAL TREATMENT, THE PATIENT HAS THE LEGAL RIGHT TO CHANGE HIS OR HER MIND WITHIN THREE DAYS AND RECEIVE A REFUND.
Dr. Salvatore C. Daniels and his staff perform drug-free chiropractic techniques in order to alleviate pain and to educate their patients about maintaining health. The team emphasizes the importance of the patient taking an active role in their care in order to stay well and stave off current and future ailments. During each appointment, Dr. Daniels explains the benefits and expected results of his noninvasive spine-straightening techniques, such as adjustments and hydro massage, and provides pointers on exercises that keep pain at bay. He tailors treatments to the specific needs and issues of the patient, such as muscle aches resulting from overexertion to sore lower backs resulting from commuting by pogo stick.