What You'll Get
The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others, to painful effect. Diffuse civil back wars before they begin with today's Groupon: for $35, new clients get a chiropractic exam and wellness assessment at Choice Chiropractic (up to a $200 value), part of the Creating Wellness Center.
Start the process by plumbing your body's well of wellness with a lifestyle questionnaire detailing diet and exercise routines. After discussing your health concerns and goals, Doctor of Chiropractic Chris Duffy will administer tests to determine lung capacity, body-fat percentage, muscle strength, stress levels, and other important factors that can help improve the ratio of healthy Pac-Men to grief-causing ghouls parading through your gaming system. A rolling thermal scan will assess the functioning of the spine and central nervous system.
Results are assembled into a five-page lifestyle analysis called a wellness quotient, or WQ, the brawny, handsome brother of the brilliant but socially inept IQ. In a 15-minute review of findings, Dr. Duffy will explain your test results and make recommendations for future treatments. Being fully aware of your ailments and strengths is the first step in preparing for a healthier lifestyle; the second step is taking up aerobic sleep instead of just lying there all night. Call ahead to schedule a consultation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.