Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a comprehensive weight-loss plan at 1st Choice Immediate Care Center in Newberry (a $370 value). The plan includes the following:
- Initial consultation ($120 value)
- Four Lipo B injections ($100 value)
- Two follow-up visits ($150 value)<p>
At 1st Choice Immediate Care Center, a team certified in bariatric medicine—which focuses primarily on treating obesity—guides patients through customized weight-loss plans. Clients kick-start their battle against the bulge with a comprehensive exam and consultation. During the exam, patients undergo an EKG and physical exam to assess their overall health, individual weight-loss needs, and if the pancreas is still connected to the knee bone. The staff employs a thorough body-composition scale to measure BMI, to break down percentages of body fat and water weight, and to prove whether patients are composed of Claymation clay.
A physician then devises a low-calorie diet plan based on the exam’s results. Every two weeks, patients receive a vitamin B–infused Lipo B injection, which kicks energy in the pants and fuels metabolism with a high-octane boost to rip-roar around the body’s racetrack faster than a cheetah sporting a jet pack. Throughout two follow-up visits, the squad of fat-busters helps clients stay on track and evaluates their progress.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.