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What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a comprehensive weight-loss plan at 1st Choice Immediate Care Center in Newberry (a $370 value). The plan includes the following:
- Initial consultation ($120 value)
- Four Lipo B injections ($100 value)
- Two follow-up visits ($150 value)<p>
At 1st Choice Immediate Care Center, a team certified in bariatric medicine—which focuses primarily on treating obesity—guides patients through customized weight-loss plans. Clients kick-start their battle against the bulge with a comprehensive exam and consultation. During the exam, patients undergo an EKG and physical exam to assess their overall health, individual weight-loss needs, and if the pancreas is still connected to the knee bone. The staff employs a thorough body-composition scale to measure BMI, to break down percentages of body fat and water weight, and to prove whether patients are composed of Claymation clay.
A physician then devises a low-calorie diet plan based on the exam’s results. Every two weeks, patients receive a vitamin B–infused Lipo B injection, which kicks energy in the pants and fuels metabolism with a high-octane boost to rip-roar around the body’s racetrack faster than a cheetah sporting a jet pack. Throughout two follow-up visits, the squad of fat-busters helps clients stay on track and evaluates their progress.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Services non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Valid at listed location only. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.