A photographic memory is a blessing and a curse: you can remember everything, but you can't change the trial memories to make it so you were the one with the gavel and the wig. Let your memories embellish the past, but capture the truth for your records with today's Groupon. For $50, you get a one-hour portrait session, five 5”x7” prints, and one 11”x14” print from Chris Niemann Photography. This Groupon can be used toward weddings and events, and there is no limit on group size. Choose your shoot location anywhere within a 50-mile radius of the Raleigh-Durham area.

Boasting a contemporary style with the uncanny ability to showcase subjects in an intriguing light, Chris Niemann expertly snaps scores of sightly images without making funny faces or dangling sweet treats. A fresh perspective and crafty techniques unearth dormant smiles and pensive dispositions so that memories can be preserved without arduous marble sculpting or ham-fisted finger painting. A fun-filled, one-hour session will produce dozens of alluring images devoid of laser eyes and red plastic cups, resulting in five 5”x7” frame-fillers and one 11”x14” mantle-topping masterpiece. Additionally, subjects will receive helpful instruction on positioning to ensure high-quality prints.

This package is an opportunity to upgrade the framed family photos that have been hanging in the parents’ home for the past 600 years. Now that customers aren’t riddled with acne or plagued with a six-year-old’s gummy smile, they can split the cost with sibs and surprise the folks with a more up-to-date snapshot just in time for Mother’s Day.