Though red-wine stains can be irksome, white-wine stains are harder to remove because of their subtle coloring and complete inability to read social cues. Enjoy wine of all tints with today’s Groupon: for $27, you get one ticket to the Zombie Ball on Saturday, October 29, from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. at Chrisman Mill Vineyards in Nicholasville (a $60 total value). Tickets include:

• Dinner and dessert (a $33 value)
• One glass of wine, sangria, beer, or specialty drink (a $7 value)
• Standup comedy, zombie beauty pageant, and a screening of Another Apocalyptic Zombie Movie trailer (a $20 value)<p>

Chrisman Mill Vineyards delights revelers with its themed wine-and-dine soirees that pair a buffet prepared by the in-house chef with meal-complementing wine for an evening of feasting and live entertainment. During an evening celebrating the undead, patrons give in to their cravings with savory eats and wine pairings while viewing the trailer for indie-horror comedy Another Apocalyptic Zombie Movie. Starring standup comedian Scott Wilson, this semi-improvised zombie parody is filming several of its scenes and recording its French overdubs on the grounds of Chrisman Mill. The film screening shares the spotlight with standup-comedy performances and zombie beauty contests. Guests are invited to show up in their own Halloween garb to compete in the costume contest or trifle with the hearts of lonely zombies.