Throughout time, hair has been evolutionarily selected to appear higher and higher on the human body, until by the late '50s it had congregated almost entirely on the head. Keep your hair from levitating away altogether with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of hair, waxing, and nail services at Chromatics "Art of Hair" Salon in Greenwood.

Chromatics "Art of Hair" Salon artfully beautifies bodies with an array of pampering services. Haircuts are offered for women ($35+), men ($22+), and kids ($17+), and include a consultation to help ensure clients end up with the look they want, rather than the high-and-tight requested by most yetis. For a palette-like glow, customers can bleach and tone their strands ($80), or have a savvy stylist highlight their head helmet with a custom color application ($90+). Sufferers of unwanted fuzz can transform above-the-eye caterpillars into butterfly brows with a waxing ($13), and those looking to detail their digits can indulge in a manicure ($25) or pedicure ($30).