Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Keep hair, dead skin, and other bothersome banes at bay with today's Groupon to CIMA Aesthetics, valid at the Haslett and Lansing locations. Choose between the following options:

• For $100, you get three microdermabrasion treatments (a $360 value).
• For $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments (up to an $825 value).
  
  

The CIMA Aesthetics doctors and certified aestheticians apply a medical perspective and commensurately advanced technology to each of their cosmetic procedures. During microdermabrasion treatments, specialized crystals skim and frolic across facial contours, stripping away dead skin and haphazardly placed "For Rent" fliers until your mug is pinchably soft and smooth. The safe scrubbers also refurbish oft-overlooked areas under the eyes and near the lips. After three treatments, the newly supple cells exhibit fewer wrinkles, age spots, acne scars, and scream lines from overdramatic declarations of "No."

Otherwise, challenge unwanted hair to a game of extreme laser tag with the Lumenis LightSheer, which de-stubbles chins ($525), sideburns ($400), or upper lips ($525). The laser also renders bods aerodynamic for Jello–swimming season by grazing the underarms ($525) and bikini lines ($825). The handheld device presses flush with the dermis and fires a beam into the hair follicles, effectively karate-chopping their growth, and the ChillTip cools the surface with a burst of smooth jazz. CIMA Aesthetics spaces its six hair-removal treatments 4–6 weeks apart.