Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh’s gold with today’s Groupon to Cincinnati Colon Hydrotherapy. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute colon-hydrotherapy session (a $75 value).<p>
- For $60, you get a wellness package (a $125 total value). The package includes the following:
- A 60-minute colon-hydrotherapy session (a $75 value)
- 30 minutes of nutritional counseling (a $50 value)
Certified colon hydrotherapist Trisha DeHall has established Cincinnati Colon Hydrotherapy’s holistic approach to detoxification and nutritional awareness. Within private treatment rooms, clients recline as technicians use disposable instruments to introduce cycles of warm, filtered water into the colon. The water gently breaks up accumulated waste and toxins throughout the entire colon, barring them from potential contact with the circulatory and immune systems. Hydrotherapists gently massage abdomens during the treatment to encourage full detoxification and to train clients to guard secrets in spite of tickle attacks. After the treatment, clients may feel a sense of lightness, greater energy, and overall well-being. The optional nutritional counseling that follows the cleanse provides clients with advice about proper eating and weight-loss techniques and dispels the myth that gnawing on an extension cord counts as a serving of fruit.