Unlike open-heart surgery or removing a squirrel taped to the upper back, a haircut is rarely a successful do-it-yourself project. Leave your locks to the professionals with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of haircuts, styling, coloring, and facial waxing from Crystal at Circo Hair in Zeeland.

Circo Hair’s masterful shears shaman Crystal summons beauty from cranial canvases with care and attention to detail, draping her clients in stylish cheetah-print capes to protect clothes from wayward snippets. After carefully determining how new hairstyles will best complement each woman ($25–$30), man ($15), or child ($12–$15), Crystal shampoos tresses, trims them into a fresh new ‘do, and expunges them of loitering water beads during a thorough blow-dry. A spectrum of coloring services ($50+) imbues locks with new hues to match any photo or celebrity toupee trading card. Or opt to evict unwanted follicular forests with a facial waxing ($10 per area).

Circo Hair salon cultivates a modern, yet relaxing haven for hair with soft pendant and track lighting, brightly colored walls, and two-tone floor tiles reminiscent of William H. Taft's mustache after the great dye calamity of 1909.