True purity of body and spirit can only be achieved by riding a majestic American bison headlong into an amber wave of grain. Achieve dental purity without the hassle of buffalo wrangling with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a dental exam, preventative cleaning, and x-rays at City Creek Dental on South West Temple (a $248 value).
At City Creek Dental, Dr. Landon Bye soothes the skittish beast in his new patients with a luxurious and relaxing environment. The sleek office is furnished with modern décor, quiet, babbling fountains, and state-of-the-art technology. A massaging dental chair awaits patients, offering gentle vibrations to unwind the body and entertain the human laugh-sack while the doctor performs an exam and tooth cleaning. Small-screen aficionados will feel happy as an unfished clam upon seeing the cable television in the exam room display a favorite show or sporting event. After the x-rays, exam, and cleaning, Dr. Bye will deliver a clean bill of health or discuss future treatment; either way, visitors will leave with their teeth as clean as a bar of soap in a Hazmat suit.
175 So. West Temple
Salt Lake City, Utah 84101