What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep a smooth cover with today's Groupon: for $132, you get three Endermologie sessions (a $240 value), body suit included ($25), at The Body Doctors (a $265 total value).
The Body Doctors' professional staff steamrolls cellulite with the aid of the latest skin-smoothing technology. Each 35- to 40-minute Endermologie treatment commences as clients slink into a provided nylon body suit, snuggle up in the private treatment room's plush bed, and listen to the doctor read a favorite bedtime story. A trained skin smoother employs the dual action massager and vacuum effect of the CelluM6 Keymodule, which Zambonis across the bodyscape, loosening the skin's connective tissues to help reduce cellulite, extra inches, and love handles. The treatment's tugging motion works to break down cellulite pockets harbored beneath the dermis and increase blood circulation and collagen production to help garner a skin suit that's as smooth as a seal at a singles mixer. Though results can last up to one year, up to seven sessions may be necessary for optimum results; appointment availability can be viewed here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.