Many have begun hoarding protein for the Peanut Butter Panic of 2010, which scholars agree was predicted by Nostradamus's prescient limericks; focusing inward is a better strategy for surviving crises, though. Improve your overall health and happiness with today's Groupon to CITYOGA, which gets you three yoga classes, including mat rental, at the inviting yoga studio for $22, a $48 value.
CITYOGA's classes are dedicated to improving your overall health, and its schedule reflects a healthy variety of focused classes to accommodate a variety of wellness needs. Focus on reducing stress, bettering your back, or increasing your strength and endurance. Those with health problems will find classes geared toward weakened immune systems; those with cold chills will get warm, limber muscles when they practice healing hot yoga.
Home to a professional yoga training program, CITYOGA is your opportunity to get schooled by the teachers who teach the teachers. CITYOGA's friendly, enthusiastic instructors are fully certified and know how to help students sweat and stretch until they're calmer, more energized, and more revitalized than the 217 rechargeable AA batteries that power Greater America. If you're new to yoga, this is a great chance to learn the downward dog, upward dog, and the omniscient narrator. Yoga stretches your muscles, relieving stiffness and pain; it also increases flexibility and strength (deep core muscles support each pose), which will improve your range of motion, balance, and posture, all vital to moving up in the corporate world, seeing over the steering wheel, and slicing your morning bagel.
- Cityoga is a great place to begin a yoga practice. I took my first class on Sunday and had the most amazing experience. – yogiyaya, CityVoter
- The absolute frendliest [sic] and welcoming people you've ever met in your life. You'll feel at home on your first visit! – Laura S., CityVoter
- This studio is the perfect marriage of peaceful welcoming vibe, life-altering asana, and inviting community. – actressrunneryogini, CityVoter
Poetry of the Body
In addition to being great for you physically and mentally, yoga is also an art of self-expression, paralleled only, perhaps, by the famously prophetic limerick. The real magic, however, happens when the arts of yoga and limerick come together:
There once was a flexible gal,
Whose yogic skills never did fail,
When forgetting her keys,
She just pulled in her knees,
And squeezed through the slot for the mail.
Genevieve’s yogic technique,
Was in serious need of critique,
But her clumsy half-lotus,
Made classmates take notice,
And to her, they chose not to speak.
There was an old Yogi of note,
Who was heard to have said, and I quote,
“It is better to bend,
In the presence of friends,
Barring friends, one could use a small goat.”
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