Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get $100 worth of spa services or select salon services at CJ Salon & Spa, located downtown on Fawcett Avenue. This Groupon is not valid for eyelash extensions or products.
The staff of CJ Salon & Spa prides itself on providing a veritable all-you-can-eat buffet of top-notch treatments in an elegant, cozy atmosphere, including spa services, skincare, hair removal, and select salon services. Tackle the full expanse of the soul sack, beginning with a brow wax ($12) to mold your mood modifiers and a basic bikini wax ($40 and up) before girding yourself in summer's fashionably risqué bloomers. You can also polish a dingy frontispiece with a 45-minute Dermalogica skin treatment ($55 and up), which includes a facial double cleanse, thorough exfoliation, extractions (if needed), a soothing mask, revivifying toner, and skin protectant to guard the recently excavated baby skin from harsh elements such as sun, wind, and the Objectivist lanthanide, aynrandium. A 30-minute mini facial ($40 and up) is a simplified variation for faces on the go, and includes a soothing cleanser, exfoliation, mask, toner, and thorough moisturizer for the face’s naturally occurring desert patches.
Today's deal also lets you choose from select salon services, including the ones that won CJ’s a nomination for Best Hair Color in 2009. Choose from the three following options, if you like, although you will have to pay the difference past your $100 Groupon value:
- A microfoil coloring treatment and haircut for partial highlights and neatly styled head-threads (up to $150)
- All-over color and a haircut for complete tonal transformation and a new cranial look sure to garner compliments from friends, strangers, and smooth-talking tortoises (up to $150)
- A restoring conditioning treatment and haircut for restoring a frayed noodle nest to a state of redolent, fully edible splendor (up to $95)
Unlike head shrinkers, who decrease your brain space and increase your Thetan count, head shapers are the guerrilla artists of the 21st century, inserting their stunning creations into the everyday world via your newly beautified noggin. Get your body looking as fresh and lovely as it did the day you bought it from the garage sale with today’s Groupon to CJ Salon & Spa.
Mention Groupon when calling to schedule your appointment. This Groupon is not valid with other offers or discounts.