Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $49, you get four man-hours of home-cleaning services from C.K. Cleaning Specialists (a $140 value). This Groupon is valid for any residence within Cook, DuPage, Will, or Lake County. Depending on availability, either one cleaner will work for four hours or two cleaners will work for two hours. Click here to see a complete list of general cleaning services.
C.K. Cleaning Specialists' licensed, insured, and bonded dirt eradicators scrub bathrooms, bedrooms, kitchens, and other household rooms spotless using customer-provided cleaning products. Cleaning-service providers will descend on floors, stairs, and furniture with vacuums and mops, dust wood surfaces, empty trash receptacles, make beds, scrub tubs, toilets, and sinks, and tidy unswept laboratories, swearing a solemn oath to remove all dust bunnies and dirt cows from their hiding places. Sunbeams pass unhindered through clean windows to illuminate newly washed floors, and freshly vacuumed carpets coddle bare feet with stain-free embraces.