What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $1199, you get six Zerona treatments and consultation (a $2,400 value). Choose between the following locations:
At Clarity Medical Spa or Steven’s Creek Family Chiropractic, expert technicians harness the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology that’s designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. After an initial consultation, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes during each session as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Technicians perform the six treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 addl as a gift. Must activate by 2/23/12, treatments must be completed within 2 weeks from activation date. Must be 18 or older, or have guardian consent. Must use all treatments on same area. Must meet medical requirements. Includes required pre-treatment consultation. Valid only for location purchased. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.