Music is humanity's universal language, narrowly beating out such close contenders as Esperanto, The Simpsons references, and yodelled profanity. Learn how to rhythmically communicate across cultures with today’s Groupon to Class Act Performing Arts Studios on Albert Street. Choose from the following options:

• For $57, you get a Kindermusik Village class for parents and for kids ages newborn–18 months (a $115 value).
• For $99, you get a Kindermusik Our Time class for parents and for kids ages 18 months–3 years (a $205 value).
• For $112, you get a Kindermusik Imagine That! class for parents and for kids ages 3–5 (a $225 value).

Class Act's Kindermusik program fosters bonding and blackjack card-counting telepathy between parent and child via instructor-led combinations of musical-learning activities for kids up to 5 years old. Each Kindermusik curriculum lasts eight to 15 weeks and meets weekly for 45-minute sessions. Designed for newborns and babies up to 18 months old, session one of the Village class takes feathers as its theme, introducing tiny scene stealers and their parents to songs and melodious activities featuring such exotic birds as the Australian kookaburra and the African ostrich. While the Village class eclectically weaves Mother Goose rhymes with Bugs Bunny's operatic stylings and classical selections, the Our Time class allows tykes 18 months–3 years old to incorporate their newfound ability to explore with a medley of instruments, singing, and parental nearness designed to nurture and stimulate toddlers' thirsts for new challenges. Imagine That! is a Kindermusik curriculum that embraces the energy and budding individuality of the preschooler, ages 3–5. The class attempts to use music as an amusing tool that works to condition children for upcoming learning milestones in school, music lessons, and future Wayne Newton background-dancer auditions.

After a recent relocation, the determined artistic team at Class Act remains busy to make sure its new facility passes Broadway muster. The new performer's paradise boasts four studios, ample changing areas, and a parent lounge just like the one Mozart's Kindermusik class had.