What You'll Get
Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, which often results in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car whisperer with today's Groupon: for $19, get four premium exterior Rain-X washes at Classic Auto Wash in Allen Park (a $59.96 value).
Classic Auto Wash provides thorough washes to leave each horseless carriage shiny and spotless. The premium Rain-X wash includes a thorough exterior rubdown that eliminates residue and grime while washing every car surface, from the overcarriage to the undercarriage with 100% fresh water. Once washed, the vehicle is then coated with a clear-coat protectant, a Teflon bond, and a rust inhibitor, and the special Rain-X finish protects cars from all the elements: water, wind, and strontium. Classic Auto Wash’s patent-pending tire-shiner machine makes sure that even the wheels are sparkling once they hit the notoriously materialistic road, and its patented hot-air Hurricane drying system employs 165 horsepower and 3 million BTUs of heat to make sure that water spots are completely eliminated.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Tax included. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Classic Auto Wash
Frustrated by the water spots and numb fingers left behind when staffers towel-dried cars during cold Michigan winters, Classic Auto Wash invented a drying system of its own. Now adopted by other car washes across the country, the Hurricane Drying System blows damp cars with 165-horsepower winds at three million BTU, creating the perfect temperature to evaporate water droplets while affixing clay replicas of Jaguar ornaments to the hood. Before relaxing beneath the heat of the dryer, cars first roll through wash tunnel where nozzles spritz exteriors with Rain-X, rust inhibitors, and Teflon bonds during an array of washes. Ten self-serve vacuums stand ready to collect indoor detritus after each wash, and nearby mat-washing equipment ensures equally fresh footfalls.