A shiny car can blind potential carjackers just long enough to distract them while you steal their bikes. Provide the cleanest getaway with today's Groupon: for $10, you get two Express Deluxe exterior car washes at Classic Car Wash in Winter Garden (a $20 value).

The recently opened Classic Car Wash treats auto exteriors to the robotic cleansing power of mechanized spray jets and soft swiveled brushes. In less than four minutes, the Express Deluxe exterior wash shepherds vehicles of all shapes, sizes, and esoteric decals through its high-powered clean machine. The dirt-scouring automatons lap on a tickle-free scouring of the car's underbody, a triple-foam shine to the main body, and a clear coat-sealer to the body, giving your road baby the confidence to finally jump the town quarry. Tires and wheels covered in brake dust, tar flecks, or spaghetti sauce are rewarded with a shine and a Wheel Brite application. For a hot, moisture-mopping finale, the power-dry erases any residual rinse from the car's surface. Free vacuums are also available to allow customers to sweep interiors filled with fossilized fries and colonized pen caps.