Safe and chauffeured, the party bus transports revelers about town while avoiding the party tank's expensive lawsuits and the party longboat's tendency to accidentally sail to Newfoundland. Designate your driver for a night on the town with today’s Groupon: for $120, you get two hours on a chauffeured limo party bus from Classic Elegance Limousine Service (a $240 value).

Classic Elegance Limousine Service packs its newly refurbished 14-passenger limo party bus with sensory stimulation for the discerning party posse. The sound system administers an auditory wet willy of delight with dual 12-inch subwoofers and six Sony speakers attached to iPod and MP3 hookups. A 32-inch flat-screen TV comes stocked with a library of music videos, a PlayStation 3, and Blue-ray and DVD players. Tinted-black windows protect the eyes from the harsh glare of pedestrian jealousy so that you can completely lose yourself in the 550 colored LED lights, two lasers, whirling disco ball, and four strobe lights. The bus is also equipped with a wet bar that includes stemware and ice bins. Libations are not provided, but there’s no shame in hauling your own store-bought or bathtub-brewed beverages.

While you and your friends carouse in the cabin, your limo party bus will take you anywhere you want to go within a 50-mile radius of High Point, be it a winery excursion, a bachelor(ette) party, or an unusually raucous tour of Forsyth County's historic Moravian churches. As in all of the finest four-wheeled establishments, a professional chauffeur is always just an intercom-call away.